Many years ago when I was working in the Barrier Lake Information Centre in Kananaskis a couple from Florida came with a question. After I answered their question I had one of my own since they had told me they had been married for 27 years.  My question was “What makes for a long marriage.” Here is the answer:

He:  I don’t know. Don’t let the things bother you which should bother you.

She:  My father told him he didn’t get her spoiled, so don’t spoil her because I won’t take her back.

Me:  Did he spoil you?

She:  Yes.

He:  And he wouldn’t take her back.